Hats Present...

At a certain eastern college there is a rule that permits a class to dismiss itself should the professor fail to appear ten minutes after the beginning of the period. A math class followed this regulation and was severely reprimanded the next day. "You could see I was here," said the aggrieved professor, "My hat was on the desk."

The next day when the professor entered, not a student was in the room—but on each desk there was a hat.

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